December 2009
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THE PIZZA IS NOT WORKING
Damn, I was so sure that pizza would help me feel better. Well 6 slices down and I still don’t feel any less sick. What has happened to the world?!?!
Suicide seems like a good decision right about now, but I’m not sure if Domino’s delivers to Hell. Might have to call customer service to find out.
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Killer Clowns & Rainbow Kittens
OK, cool, first post on Tumblr. Let’s start.
Well, recently, I’ve had this somewhat odd dream that ended up having a humorous ending. Well perhaps less humorous and more deranged, but what’s the difference? Well anyways, the dream started out a bit normal compared to some of other ones I’ve had. ‘Twas fairly deep into the night, between 22 hours and midnight. I was...